miss audrey eells

you all remember my favorite friend audrey...

well this week she became a coons

her and timmy got married on saturday june 12

to celebrate, we had a bachelorette party last weekend

filled with gifts games and of course some sexxxxxxy fun

it was a lot of fun

then on friday they had a reception...

thats was absolutely beautiful....

minus the wind....stupid stupid wind

but we made do and it was super fun.

i am so happy for her

i have never seen someone so in love before.

it's amazing

{congrats mister and misses audrey coons!!}

happy birthday

mary kate and ashley  :)

i always remember their birthday because its exactly one month before mine

so of course i never forget

plus when i was a little girl i was their ultimate fan

and was even a member of their fan club

and bought all of their movies

and 3 years ago...we were silly and decided to have a birthday party for them

and watched a marathon of full house episodes

and i loved it

im well aware of how embarrassing this is...

but i dont even care.

thats all

my secret bff

is having a baby.

hopefully on my birthday...

which is EXACTLY once month from today.

(she's due on the 15th, my bday is the 13th)

so im crossing my fingers

erin kelli sara ashley jennifer

ive been beggin sara to have a baby for the past... ummm...3 years.

and now the time is finally here!

yippeee.

sara and james will be such cute little parents

we cant wait to meet you baby sophie :)

sometimes...

Sometimes: we find ourselves on the corner of charleston and jones

at the tap house

Sometimes: we play shuffle board 

Sometimes: my team wins!

sometimes: my team gets named after my boobs.

and i still have yet to figure out why.

and sometimes: we bring our own cake.

and get nate sung to by the rest of the bar

when it's his birthday

tifani, josh, nate, ash

yep. sometimes i just love my friends.

yesterday...

my worst fear happened. 

for some reason i randomly thought of my best friend layney

i havent talked to her in a few weeks and i missed her

i knew she was at work, but i decided to call her anyways 

and leave her a voicemail just to say hi because i knew i would forget later.

end of story... right?

nope. wrong.

several hours later she called me back and she sounded pretty poopy.

i asked her what was wrong.

apparently she had gotten into a car accident that morning.

a bad one. a really bad one.

like she was taken away in an ambulance

and totaled her cute little infinity

but most importantly 

SHE IS OKAY

no broken bones and no serious injuries.

i am so glad.

and the best part of the story....

she had just dropped off sweet baby adam not even 2 minutes before the accident.

i am so thankful...

{all you friends out there...no more accidents please. 

i dont like to worry about you all!!!}

and layne...im so glad you're okay. i cant wait to come visit you today so i can give you a big "soft" hug.

{i dont need to be injuring you any more than you already are!}

with the help of the fat app...

and a few electronic cheeseburgers...

BAM!!!

we are all fat!!

chomp chomp chomp

and of course i had to get a good one of baby matix...

check out the remains of chocolate on his face. 

okay it really is dirt. but dang. matix is kinda cute as a chuckerrrr.

bahahahhaha.

yes this is what we do late at night.

and then we go eat churros at del taco at 2 am. 

because in real life, we are all fat.

dont judge.

ps..josh is moving today. 

he is my bff and i am sad.

oh and get fatbooth on iphone

it will change your life.

or at least make you laugh out loud as you chomp some burgers 

and gain some weight in the blink of an eye

sister tresner.

is officially in the mtc. 

she left june 2, 2010

me and megs went over monday night to say our final goodbyes.

we just hung out and talked forever.

it was fun.

and then we all started bawling as we walked out the door and hugged her.

its so weird cuz ive never had a missionary before.

but now i feel like i have one.

ive already written her a letter...

im gonna try and be really good at that!

see ya in 18 months sister t.  :)

memorial weekend in mesa

for the three day holiday, the parents+brother+me+matix drove down to mesa, arizona to visit our cousins, the millers.

deann is my dad's first cousin, making her and her family...my ummm..i dunno cousins?

it's easiest to just call everyone my cousins, okay? okay.

anyways...it was a nice relaxing awesome weekend.

here's some of the things we did....

bbq/swimtime

check out that tan line...DANG!

played with cousin allie and the kitty.

( matix is obssessed with animals i tell ya...he chased and held the kitty all weekend)

ate ate ate and ate

went rattlesnake hunting with uncle tom

(didnt find any..thankfully)

and the highlight of the trip....

was riding in a little airplane!!

unlce tom is a pilot for us airways...

so they have a little 2 seater airplane that timmy took us in

and he even let matix STEER.

like seriously. 

matix turned the wheel and we turned. 

he pushed it in and we dropped, and my stomach was lost.

i was basically freaking out,

but matix is STILL talking about it.

he wasnt scared at all!!

HE ABSOULTELY LOVED IT!!!

 maybe he'll wanna be a pilot when he grows up  :)

we had so much fun!!

and made it home just in time to say my final goodbyes to tres :(